Super Bowl Xliii Tainted By Alien Cheating

By Chronicler XTwelve aliens were held for reasoned at Bolingbrook's Clow UFO base on the subject of reasonable extraterrestrial interruption in Enormous Bottle XLII. The aliens were released six hours difficult after they surrendered their testimonial chips.According to sources, The Men in Black seat that person in flames neuron neutralizers at the Arizona Cardinals clothed in Steeler James Harrison's 100-yard advance. Intercepted phone up conversations indicate that the interstellar disbeliever group No Gopt was after everything else the attack."Four-sided figure growth at the Cardinals clothed in that play!" Thought a core who sounded have a weakness for sports columnist Jay Mariotti. "The Cubs trifling alliance equip possibly will hit larger than that! For that one stand facing, they weren't the underrated discard powerhouse. They were the Bears! Lately aliens possibly will effort the Cardinals inside the Bears!"No Gopt, based in Polaris, has attacked secretarial accomplishments on other worlds, in addition to the coronation of the 3rd Scope Pope. A press release from No Gopt claims that the Enormous Bottle is a secretarial gala."If the Cardinals win, quarterback Kurt Warner incentive use the star to expand his fictitious god. His spoken language incentive sully space as human fundamentalists direction his flat speeches. We, as make somewhere your home of universe, need do everything we can to edge the Cardinals."At what time its release, HemlPlay sent the following statement to The Babbler: "The Bolingbrook 12 are natural of all of these charges. Senator John McCain is persecuting us in the role of he can't seat his equip lost. So he is blaming us! We say that his state is swamped by means of superstitious losers, and we incentive demonstrate it in interstellar court!"The Bolingbrook Department of Space invader Contact refused to hint for this story. The NFL's receptionist laughed and hung up the phone up beforehand we possibly will crack by means of any alliance officials.Likewise in The Babbler:Bolingbrook discipline out of gold barsMayor Claar denies his child has repentant Myspace pageEnd in itinerant arrested shell of Drew Peterson's residentHigh alien hijacks Rhythm busAmuse note: All articles on this site are sow of blend.