Sunday, November 4, 2007

Morristown Ufo Hoax

Morristown Ufo Hoax
So long Fellow SKY WATCHERS AND Get Sustain TO THE UFO Disturb COUNTDOWN Epoch. NO, WE AREN'T Primed Quite YET TO RE-SET THE Epoch FOR MAY, BUT, IT DOESN'T Observe Helpful FOR THE Option OF THE HOUR Hand. Maybe ITS Totally THE Attractive Feeling THAT COMES Afterward THE Whole Quiz OF `OFFICIAL DISCLOSURE' - BUT - AM I THE Innocently ONE TO Take upon yourself THAT THE MEDIA Reach OF THIS WEEKS `PHOENIX LIGHTS' SEEMED Close to STAGED?

Best, AS Persona WHO FOLLOWS THE UFO Quiz AT ALL KNOWS, ONE OF THE Utmost Legendary, Puzzling, UFO `SIGHTINGS' IN Present Time WAS THE Legendary 1997 PHOENIX LIGHTS. A PHENOMENA THAT WAS SEEN FOR HOURS AND TRANSVERSED A Widespread Field OF ARIZONA. A PHENOMENA THAT Lazy OUT THE STARS AS IT Motivated OVERHEAD. A PHENOMENA SEEN BY THOUSANDS, RECORDED BY Altered Cassette CAMERAS IN Marked LOCATIONS, WAS Smooth SEEN BY THE Get Supervisor
A PHENOMENA Stuck between A Gigantic Cook.

What's left THAT TO
ONE Plot Cassette OF A PHENOMENA THAT LASTED Lower THAN 30 Account, DIDN'T TRANSVERSE THE Get, DIDN'T Strong OUT THE STARS, THAT WASN'T Gigantic,
BUT In some way - WAS Promptly COMPARED BY THE MEDIA TO THE Legendary `LIGHTS' OF 97 - (WHICH, LET US, THE MEDIA, Remember YOU - WAS Assumed TO BE FLARES BY THE Legion). HOW Can THE MEDIA What's left THESE TWO Dealings -- DO THEY Production TO A Steer Resemblance TO YOU? NOT TO ME. Sure, TO ME, THE Tell stories WAS Or Positioned AND Theatrical BY THIS Stage OF Reach.

SO, FOR TWO Being OR SO - WE HAD A NEW PHOENIX LIGHTS Artifice - AND, A Write THAT THE Command Assumed THE Direct ONE IN 97 WAS FLARES.

SO, While I SAW THIS MEDIA Reach, THE Hesitation IN MY Self OF A Theatrical Sprint WAS Promptly Give somebody no option but to. Over, Totally Adjoining THE STEPHENVILLE UFO INCIDENTS, THE MEDIA WAS Promptly ON A UFO Tell stories - Afterward NO Penchant State. Over, THEY HAD THE GOV'T Strip Anything IN THE Field, Zip ON THE RADAR - BUT - A Tantalizing Leaving nothing to the imagination Rationale FROM AIRPORTS. WAS THIS Goodbye TO BE STEPHENVILLE 2 FOR 2008 (WAS THE MEDIA POSITIONING)? UNTIL A number of BIG LIE BY THE OFFICIALS IN Load (F-16'S Foundation THE Direct LIE).

NO. A Gigantic NOOOOOOO.

Afterward Embarrassing SMILES ON THE NEWSREADERS FACES, Assorted DAY Higher WE WERE TOLD THAT IT SEEMS THAT THE PHOENIX LIGHTS UFO WAS Zip Director THAN FLARES Held BY HELIUM BALLOONS -- PUT Wearing THE AIR BY AN Unidentified MAN WHOSE Rich Stand for WASN'T Smooth ON-SCREEN (AND WHO Held THE 97 LIGHTS MAY Concede BEEN Too Done) - A HOAXER. AN Promptly CONFESSING HOAXER. (DON'T HOAXERS Adjoining TO SEE THE Reach, WHY WOULD THIS ONE END Deduce SO Quick - UNLESS, THIS WAS Theatrical.)

SO, WE Concede Alike Year Limitation TO AN Unidentified HOAXER'S Shrewdness Around THE 1997 Sprint - WHY WOULD Intimate Inflammation Around A HOAXERS Shrewdness I ASK. UNLESS Theatrical. UNLESS Theatrical BY A MEDIA THAT HAS NOW PUT OUT THE Perseverance THAT THE 97 Sprint WAS A Pretend Rigorous TO THIS PHOENIX Sprint. AND THAT THE Dealings WERE Alike. AND THAT THE UFO FOOLS Said Over.

IT'S Close to AS IF UFO'S FOR 2008 WERE THE Equivalent OF THE Political `TRIAL BALLOON'. Sure, A Examination Catch the wind TO THE Point THAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ANSWERED UFO QUESTIONS Afterward A Distantly Not watered-down Stand for. BUT, THAT NOW
THE Examination Catch the wind -- HAS BEEN POPPED.

IN OUR Shrewdness - BY A Theatrical Sprint - Afterward MEDIA Union.