FOR Those OF YOU WHO ATTENDED Communal SCHOOLS, "seismic disaster" means "bad-ass earthquake."
OAKLAND, CA - "A California UFO may be mischievous to form contact to decipher about a predicted splendid earthquake generally June 1st's Gemini solar outdo. "The three-pronged aerial light formation, mimicking the geometry of the Summer Triangle asterism, has been videoed high-ceilinged over Oakland's Chabot Pause and Science Middle."
THE Solemn Denigration goes on to say that every California "skywatch" websites are expressing anxious about the UFO sighting, fearing that it may perhaps be a "radio alarm of light imminent seismic disaster."
"Similar OF THE TRIANGULAR Twisted LIGHTS," SAYS THE Denigration, "has found an suitably balance in the sacred geometry of the Summer Triangle - the northern constellations that achieve Aquila, Cygnus, and Lyra."
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